When I was young and a bit wayward, I spent a summer working as a waiter at Shoney’s. I wouldn’t recommend the experience. Still, it taught me two useful lessons: 1) How not to sink into a puddle of embarrassment while parading around the dining room with other servers and singing a birthday tune that began, “Happy, happy birthday, we’re so glad you came”; and 2) That when the surly line cooks ran out of chicken fried steak they’d shout “86 the chicken fried steak!” through the pass.
In restaurant slang, to “86” something means it’s gone, sold out, finished, off the menu — essentially unavailable. That’s the only meaning I’ve encountered in my life.
However, Wikipedia, which of course has an entry on the term, notes two additional senses. “86” can be used for patrons a restaurant refuses to serve, and some slang dictionaries even list it as a term for murder.
That brings us to former FBI director James Comey, Instagram, and a photograph of seashells.
Eighty-six the shells!
In 2025, Comey shared on Instagram a photo of shells arranged to form two numbers: “86 47.”
James Comey’s seashell photo.
Trump, the 47th president, has long resented Comey, dating to Comey’s inquiry into Trump’s alleged Russian ties. Trump famously dismissed Comey in 2017—and, to add insult, dismissed his prosecutor daughter in 2025.
For years Trump has openly sought to use federal power to make Comey’s life harder, and officials in his second term have been willing to go along.
Luckily for Comey, they’ve been remarkably inept. After a series of blunders, the administration’s first indictment of Comey was thrown out in Virginia—a defeat so significant it also cost Trump’s interim U.S. attorney for Virginia his job.










