
Welcome to Open Tab, your weekly summary of news, gossip, and stories that have been open in my browser for the week. Last week we discussed the surprising array of hot sauces included in the Artemis II mission.
Among the various sensational disclosures in this week’s New Yorker piece on OpenAI CEO Sam Altman (specifically: frequent deception) was a detail I can’t shake off. “Altman broke from his ‘war room’ at six o’clock every evening to enjoy a round of Negronis,” Ronan Farrow noted. Negronis…every night? Someone should introduce this man to a variety of cocktails. Also noteworthy: Danny Meyer’s upcoming book, What Could Possibly Go Right?, releases in late September. What should we anticipate? Insights on business, hospitality, the grind culture, and more. How will this differ from his previous works? Great question.
In addition this week: A harsh critique of Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes’ restaurant has gone viral, Philz Coffee has removed Pride flags from multiple locations, the predictive significance of pizza restaurant location data, and grocery stores that are hosting raves.
Nicole Rose was not pleased that her martini took 45 minutes to arrive during her recent visit to 1587 Prime, a Kansas City eatery owned by Chiefs teammates Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes. “We ordered $15 steak sauces,” she expresses, clearly upset, in a now viral TikTok. “They did not arrive. They were forgotten.” The grievances continue, but I’ll spare you the details: She spent $650 on a standard steak dinner with what seems like subpar service.
Not to play the cynic (famous last words), but what did we expect? Dining at a celebrity’s establishment is essentially like visiting a themed restaurant where the motif revolves around fame. As a representative for the restaurant mentioned to me months ago, Kelce and Mahomes’ actual involvement in the restaurant is quite limited.
This week, The New York Times questioned whether wokeness has left us worse off. It’s a fascinating discussion about how liberal aesthetics function in practice…yada yada yada I am a pretentious gay guy, you understand. It’s certainly not for me to declare whether woke is finished, or if we might be, conversely, “So back.” But one fact is clear: The prominent liberalism of the early 2020s is fading. The latest blow for the woke? The San Francisco-established coffee chain Philz Coffee, which declared this week it will be removing Pride flags from all its shops—eight weeks ahead of Pride Month, no less!!! Is this the unavoidable outcome of the chain’s acquisition by private equity last year? Are we doomed to witness Philz decline like many concepts supported by PE?
According to a statement from the CEO shared with the San Francisco Chronicle, which reported on this story, Philz’s “longstanding support of the LGBTQIA+ community remains intact.” A kind sentiment, but let’s see some action, Philz!
Yes, you can catch up on the news. Or you might keep an eye on the pizza establishments near the Pentagon. That is the premise behind Pentagon Pizza Report, an account on X that monitors activity at pizza places in close proximity to the Pentagon. Increased activity? Something is definitely going on. But wait, there’s more: Pizza joints might not be the only indicator of global turmoil. Gay bars, it seems, are also a predictor of military and governmental overtime.








